Aww heckin geez I’m blingusing my sustingus up in here. My doggo is poggo. My dooby is glooby. My honkus is stronkus. My wunkus is funkus. I’m shimmy shamming in my jimmy jams. I’m dortin’ and snortin’
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Oh, you think those cute words were innocent? WRONG. Unfortunately, saying these words has made me regress into the safe warm womb of childhood. I am now baby. In my foolish attempt at escapism I have tricked you into becoming baby too. Thank you for reading my very original and deep intellectual satire on the nature of modern society. I hope you learned an important lesson from this high quality vague post
There’s a youtuber I really love who refers to her two (hairless) cats as the bingopodes. Now, I love this name and think it’s really adorable but I cannot deny that it’s on theme
Come on, I just made this username!
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If you’re chatting online with a dog you do NOT want to open the conversation with this one, it’s considered very rude.
Re: Gavin Newsom’s announcement.
Read now & take action: >>
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
