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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 days ago

When the fascists come for me, what snacks should I offer them?

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When the fascists come for me, what snacks should I offer them?

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 days ago
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  • TBi@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    Sugar coated bullets. Melt in your brain, not in your hand…

  • IndieGamer4449@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Some of your mother’s lemon pound cake, heard it can really distract them from a raid

  • lemmygarden@lemmy.today
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    6 hours ago

    Bleach

  • n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca
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    10 hours ago

    Nothing kosher

  • tgc2darkness@lemmy.ml
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    10 hours ago

    A peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the jelly… Hopefully they are allergic.

  • geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml
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    14 hours ago

    Deez nuts

  • folaht@lemmy.ml
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    22 hours ago

    Werther’s Unoriginal

  • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 day ago

    Brass knuckle sandwiches

    • GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world
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      Best answer.

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    2 days ago

    administer the cure for fascism. there’s even a handy applicator.

  • Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml
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    The fascists will not be able to resist a juicy burger, as we all know where they will be from. Poison that burger.

  • DudleyMason@lemmy.ml
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    A big ol bag of dicks.

  • EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml
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    2 days ago

    Brass stuffed w lead & gunpowder

    Exiting hot iron

  • FoundFootFootage78@lemmy.ml
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    1 day ago

    Beef jerky.

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    Kraut

  • TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website
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    2 days ago

    Poutine

    • Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml
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      Fascists don’t deserve poutine.

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        Vladimir Poutine: Dried potatoes in vodka sauce.

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          I’d try it, tbh.

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