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Turtle soup
Eternal damnation.
He’ll show up any minute now.
Alive? Nothing. I am not contributing to that GoFundMe…
Lindsey Graham’s ladybugs.
You do not want Lindsey Graham’s ladybugs.
Finding the corporal husk of Lich McConnel is meaningless.
To end his unliving existence, you must find and destroy his phylactery.
Legend says it is stored in the deepest catacombs of the US Senate, protected by a magic barrier of a million eternally wailing working class souls.
Your death. Guarantee you they’ve got him frozen in some forgotten morgue, surrounded by thugs with standing orders to shoot on sight.
The same as for finding Waldo.
