Quantum Turtle: slow and steady wins/loses the race.
Proof: If slow and steady wins for a regular turtle, then being dead is the slowest you can go so he should win 100%… however rotting is the least steady state… so it averages out to a perfect 50%. And since I forgot to account for the box, just add quantum because it sounds cool. QED.
Schrödingers McConnell
Quantum Turtle: slow and steady wins/loses the race.
Proof: If slow and steady wins for a regular turtle, then being dead is the slowest you can go so he should win 100%… however rotting is the least steady state… so it averages out to a perfect 50%. And since I forgot to account for the box, just add quantum because it sounds cool. QED.