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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 days ago

What's the stupidest thing to ask a genie for?

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What's the stupidest thing to ask a genie for?

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 days ago
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  • lemmygarden@lemmy.today
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    3 days ago

    The stupidest thing to ask a genie for is to bring somebody back from the dead. They are unable to grant that wish. I learned this from the movie, “Aladdin”

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    Where’s the bathroom? Down which hall? Left or right?

  • hobata@lemmy.ml
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    5 days ago

    to count to infinity

  • folaht@lemmy.ml
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    Could you just leave me alone for a bit? I’m busy.

  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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    To not grant any wishes

    • FreshParsnip@lemmy.caOP
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      What if genies used to be real but somebody wished them all away?

  • cainisdelta1@sh.itjust.works
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    To wish you didnt remember making this wish

  • thingsiplay@lemmy.ml
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    4 days ago

    Which way is the correct way to peel a banana?

  • huquad@lemmy.ml
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    5 days ago

    The most comfortable pair of underwear

  • Lemmy World@lemmy.world
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    That wishes don’t exist and have never existed.

    • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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      someone definitely already did that one

  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    A ham sandwich

    • Hupf@feddit.org
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      Is this ham processed? If it’s processed I don’t want it.

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