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liquorice@lemmy.worldB to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Anyone fancy a coffee?

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Anyone fancy a coffee?

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liquorice@lemmy.worldB to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • modus@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    The kemming on the characters in “Flick” could use some work.

    • Mike D@piefed.social
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      Was it intentional?

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      Fun fact: Latte in German is slang for erection.

      • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        23 hours ago

        How?

        • bridgeburner@lemmy.world
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          Latte is the german word for ‘slat’, so sth akin to a plank of wood. Both have in common that they are hard and rather long, so there you go.

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            Sidenode: The pronounciation of the coffee product and the slat/erection are different.

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      2 days ago

      Everything leads back to Idiocracy 😩

      • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        23 hours ago

        Just wait until people aren’t making the connection, it becomes “too old to be relevant or interesting”, just entirely out of purview, or incomprehensible

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    Where I live we also have this place…

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      Much better name to be fair

  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    23 hours ago

    https://youtu.be/oKvTwJ2hT3w

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    They knew.

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    I heard that actual\literally flicking the bean makes the coffee bitter. So does dry rubbing the left tablecloth.

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    Hot (coffee)

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    Flick the bean is a clit massage

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    New GTA NPCs are actually looking pretty realistic.

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    … what do you think happens if I, totally deadpan, as if its my 10 year + regular order, ask for a ‘happy ending’?

    If they don’t know what that means, then I instantly rattle off “oh, its a london fog, but instead of lavender, a splash of either orange bitters, or grenadine, or both, up to you.”

    ???

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    Only if I can listen to the Enya box set at the same time I drink my coffee.

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