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“How the elephant got in my pajamas, I’ll never know”
Are they sure the manatee wasn’t just a Florida woman?
It’s city by city as I understand it. Some beaches the manatees can go topless, others they need to cover up.
Maybe that was what the wrestling was about? She was trying to force the manatee to be more modest by making them wear a bikini?
Manatees can, womanatees cannot
Just replace “in” with “into” and the wrestling makes perfect sense.
A Florida woman was arrested for wrestlintog a manatee in a bikini at a public park
That didn’t help at all.
Took me a sec to get this one.
Me too. The brain sees what it wants to see.
Meme was cut short.
“How’d they get the manatee in a bikini?
And is it single?”Riker would definitely not ask about singleness status 🤣
That’s my wife you asshole.
I don’t want to hear anyone say there’s no such thing as the perfect woman.
I mean, of course. That’s why they were wrestling. That manatee did not wanna wear that bikini.
It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini! That she wore for the first time today…
It’s quite simple actually.
- Open bikini
- Inserrt Manatee
- Close bikini
How do you get an elephant into a bikini?
- Open bikini
- Remove the manatee from the bikini
- Open fridge
- Remove elephant from fridge
- Insert elephant into bikini
- Close bikini
So what was the illegal part? Clothing? Needing a permit? Did the manatee consent?
It’s illegal to touch the manatee. They’re about the least dangerous large animal on the planet, but honestly impressive she could get a hold of one. They don’t move fast often, but they really can jet when they want to.
I’m guessing manatees are protected, but really they just wanted to put hands on her.
mommy
How they put the bikini on the manatee you ask? That’s why they were wrestling with it.
When you’re a star, they let you do it.
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