I think the proper rephrasing should be, “Would you suck one ape dick to save every human?”
It is physically possible (unlike “every” ape dick) and shapes up as a lose-lose: OP’s either a hypocrite or an ape-dick sucker.
How exactly are we more.important?
Earth probably hates us and thinks we’re parasites.
Earth needed us to create plastic, once we’ve created that in sufficient numbers it will restart with the additional resource availability
what obscure reference is this?
It’s a George Carlin bit.
The entire survival/crafting/basebuilding genre.
Pacific Garbage Patch would go hard for a post apocalyptic scavenger.
we can steal copper out of flock cameras. can you train a monkey to do that?
Possibly?
“no it would take to long” is what I would answer if I was him
Skill issue
i had an exclusive tour of a preserve in the congo because my sister was dating this guy who worked there (she loves BBC for some reason), and i met a few gorillas up close and personal. you’re never gonna believe this one, but one of them (her name was gretchen) shared a peach with me because she was full, and while i was eating it–are you ready?–she wrapped one arm around me in a warm embrace; that soft exterior gave way to a burst of sugary nectar that tasted as sweet as anything out of a factory with 50g of sugar, including coca cola and little debbie.
but it was the love that made it so sweet.
i’ve never even felt that kind of unconditional love out of my children; that kind of love that’s sprouted from seeds planted by a hand with a deep understanding of the human condition, with all of its pains and glories; you don’t need the cosmos when you’re so in touch with the ragged soil of earth.
my son and daughter told me they hate me because i wouldn’t buy them a ps5 and this was after i built a totally modern gaming rig and sprung for the best graphics card and a 4tb SSD that they refuse to fill up all the way because piracy is immoral. but they wanted to play the new persona, and i love them, so i bought them the ps5 and they haven’t changed their attitude. now they want veja sneakers even though the new balance t500 has a sleeker silhouette, a timeless vintage style and costs $100 less.
i still think of getchen from time to time and how she had a better figure than my wife.
I hate that I couldn’t get past BBC without getting stuck on whether the broadcaster was somehow involved or whether OP ponders their sister’s appreciation for spade tatoos.
¿Por qué no los dos?
Humans are apes numb nuts
Shhh we almost got Matt to suck a bunch of dick
you would be surprised how often i’ve needed this
I… Love it. Thank you
haha jokes on you all my nuts are truck nuts.
wait that makes all my trucks trans
I can’t say I’m thrilled about being murdered but the fellatio beforehand is some consolation I suppose. I wonder who the lucky one to be spared will be.
As if Matt Walsh would save LGBTQ, non-Christians and people of color
I’d punch one Matt Walsh in the face to save all humans from having to read this fucking drivel.
I don’t believe you. Get cracking.
And remember, power comes from the hips. Not the fist. Wind up, let loose, and punch through the object.
Don’t punch the face, try to punch the back of the skull, and beyond, but through the face.
Chop chop, daylight’s a wasting.
you want a straight line from your foot through your hip through your fist through the back of their face. you’re punching with your back foot too.Great lesson on follow-through.
Actually, I’ve been contacted by every ape on this subject. They are mostly tops and would like to, you know. Anyway they are ok with condoms because these days it’s a no brainer.
That’s factually false.
He can save a lot of humans every day by doing something humanitarian and does not.
The only logical inference is that his motivation is not saving humans but killing apes.
Yep, lol.
Would you kill all apes to save one human? “Sure!”
Would you donate $500 to save one human? “Fuck no!”
Logical conclusion: “rather kill all apes than donate 500$”. Anyone with this mindset is a trash human being.
Maybe he just loves killing?
My assessment stands
Killing all humans probably does more good overall than saving one.
“I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to chimpanzee…” 🎶
Besides, if he DID kill all apes, the damage to complex ecosystems across the world that rely on interdependent species including apes would DEFINITELY lead to the deaths of more than one human.
Probably at least two.
Technically if he killed all apes killing all humans would be part of that process.
That’s technically still within the “at least two” range 😉
The best kind of correct.
The best kind of correct is where somebody sees the error of their ways and becomes a better person and its because you were goddamn right.
‘Technically correct’ is , at best, the 3rd best kind of correct.
no, the best kind of correct is when you find four stamps.
Hermes Correct, lol
Even 3!
Likely! Possibly 5!
Which fact? The post is just two dickheads mouthing off at each other…
Humans are apes.
This is a very simple concept, folks.
And he’ll kill em all to save one.
As an ape, I don’t know if I’m cool with Matt Walsh sucking my dick to save a human life.
I dunno, it would mean that he’s gotten close enough to me to stomp on his fucking face so might be worth it.
I’m cool with it. For clout. I’m not even into dudes, but I’d like to contribute to his misery.
I hadn’t thought of it like that. Count me in for the story to tell, I guess.
Death cause: Choked on dick
Now that’s a complement!
I can only assume the single downvote is an error.
On Voyager, I have gestures for swipe to downvote and swipe farther to save. So, rarely, I downvote accidentally because my stupid ape thumbs don’t work. I’ve downvoted my own comments in solidarity.
I’m on Summit and I have the same set up. Based on the fact most of these comments have a downvote at least, I suspect it isn’t accidental and just a weirdo who hasn’t come to terms with basic science that even most of the fundamentalists agree with.
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You could just go to Lemvotes and figure out the specific users who did as well.
Yeah, your upvotes and downvotes are public.
Or someone who thinks this kind of deliberate misunderstanding is unhelpful
There are some religious weirdos here, so it could be them taking offence to a basic scientific reality
I think the environmental knock-on effect of wiping out all gorillas might cause more than one human to die in the future, directly or indirectly.
Also, gorilla dicks are small and they cum pretty much instantly, so you could easily get through all gorillas on Earth in an afternoon. Matt Walsh might get it done in 20 minutes, what with his extensive experience of sucking huge amounts of dick on Twitter.
How do you know the last part?
Game recognize game
Lmao
But for Republicans and conservatives in general it’s about projecting power. Sucking off gorilla dicks do nothing to project power whereas killing a bunch of gorillas do.
Its always “I’m willing to kill for my pet peeve”, its never “I’m willing to die without hurting anyone else for my pet peeve”
always “i would kill for X” or “i would die for X” and never “i would commit to a modest but long-term effort for the betterment of X”
Seriously. Forego the killing and death and just volunteer in your local community, but I guess that doesn’t sound as edgy in a tweet.
“I would kill without x too, but if it does x then that’s cool too, I guess”
It’s because committing to a modest but long-term effort is harder than killing obviously.
Fuck this weird “masculinity” concept. Also fuck that beatle, Lennon or whomever, shitty ass imagine song. Same shit. Imagine a slight inconvenience, that will help your neighbors.
I’ll wager he’s also done sweet fuck all to save any human
quite the opposite. he is implicit in violence, calling for death to lgbt and POC people.
Quick Matt, you have to kill these apes to save this blavk person.
Uh…
Well yeah. When was the last time you saw someone who could be saved by genociding entities that haven’t cracked fire and sharpened sticks?
When was the last time you saw someone who could be saved by genociding entities that haven’t cracked fire and sharpened sticks?
Every malaria victim.
No, sucking monkey peen is just fun
