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arrow-up1831imageWe're just showing offmedia.piefed.worldThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square77fedilink
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agomaybe the horse had roller blades
minus-squareForester@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoIf he had a horse he wouldn’t have died…
minus-squareJumi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoMaybe he had a heatstroke from being in the sun for too long.
minus-squareSavinDWhales@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoOr the horse shied because he was shouting “Nike!” very loud. And, being on the roller skates, it might have fumbled and buried the messenger under it, thereby killing him.
Maybe he had a horse?
maybe the horse had roller blades
If he had a horse he wouldn’t have died…
Maybe he had a heatstroke from being in the sun for too long.
Or the horse shied because he was shouting “Nike!” very loud. And, being on the roller skates, it might have fumbled and buried the messenger under it, thereby killing him.