my past partners all turned out to be lesbian and i still didn’t get it
Disgusting! Where???
If only I didn’t know which anime this is from 😔
Spawncamping
“Preorder your local transbian now for only 15 Blåhajs and a year’s supply of E!”
Look, I’ll sweeten the deal. You can have me for free, please just take me.
grabs
free you say? hmm :3
Free and opensource? :3
To a good home! :3
Beat the rush! Reserve your cutie-patootie today!
I’m in beta test already ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა Needs more bug testing though :3
*hug testing
Test was successful. But data insufficient :3
Testing must continue. At the end, there will be cake.
No cake for puppies though :3 I could be delivered in a cube with a heart on it.
Puppies can have cake too. Just need to do the daily squats.
Maybe Jake is a Cake. He kind of “was” a puppy in “another” time. I mean, I am all with that Cake. The one that met the snake/wyrm/? memory eating, dream shitting, otherworldly, pizza eating, Cosmic Owl Brother!
I wish qwq
Imagine living life alone and missing your “soulmate” because you were too much a nerd to let people enjoy shit how they like. It would be a top 10 saddest thing in life.
Not sure you understood the post? The joke is that OP is a trans woman who hasn’t realized it yet (an egg, see the community title), and the lesbians are “preordering” by hitting on this person cause they’ve already realized they’re trans.
I did miss that connection 🤦♂️ thought it was normal I hate preorders bullshit
don’t preorder though :3 (unless it’s a cute trans critter, of course)
