Womp womp
Some of the engines didn’t start triggering an automatic launch abort
Very cool a private $1 trillion company can’t do basics public sector space programs were doing back in the 1960s.
No you don’t understand! It’s called iterative design, It’s supposed to fail every time!
They pumped and now…they’ve dumped?!

Sounds like my gym sessions.


The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

If we pretended i had any disposable income at all and i had shorted spaceX would i be a bazillionaire or what
Concerning. Looking into it.
@Grok, is this true?
Literally nobody could have seen this coming
it’s almost like the big list of stocks all the retirement funds buy into requires a seasoning time for a reason
imagine that
Waiting for it to become a penny stock
A good start, but let’s see if we can get those stocks to 0
the ones that are guaranteed prematurely by everyone? or whatever that was
wow i can’t even remember the scam but this is suuuper shocking
I lost my shit laughing at this headline

Elon Musk’s net worth dipped below a trillion dollars and you’re laughing?



















