

please be polonium 210 poisoning

I was too busy having T4T sex that I missed this live!
I can’t wait to hear Mitch McConnell’s statement on this.
bing…bing…bing…bing…bing…beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
iron lung noises
nonzero chance he shit himself to death
In the next few days Trump gets Graham and McConnell mixed up

“Lindsey? Oh she was a great woman, a terrific woman. Some say, one of the best. Anyway, Isn’t my ballroom coming along great?”
wow Lindsey Graham just died? I’m hearing about who she is for the first time just nowShe played the Bionic Woman in the seventies, didn’t she?
Blud foegot which senator he wuz
They just created a thousand Lindsey Grahams
We are Lindsey Graham, we caaaaary the flame!
Call that a kilograham
Ahahahahaha
The world lost another John Waters antagonist smh :,(
but also LMFAOOOOOOOO GET FUCKEDDDDDDD
I was thinking abt how this fucker had been senator my whole life in the car this morning, NOT ANYMORE ASSHOLEEEEEEEEE

vaxxed?
Looking into this
he came so hard after trump killed the ceasefire his heart couldn’t keep up. rest in piss.
Say what you will about the guy but this was pretty cool of him to do
more pleaseI’m prepping a template

Might as well fill it in with McConnell too - maybe it’ll even be usable today too!
they won’t admit mitch is dead until that state special election deadline is passed























