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was sitting with some business suit guy in a tram. he kept “correcting” his suit. like - every 20 seconds. kept looking at his watch, correcting his suit, looking at the phone, pulling on the suit - gosh.
Job interview.
Source: I was that guy.Fucking douchebag with OCD right there, that’s what that is. Making sure to make sure. I have some similar douchebag traits like that, how douchie I am
thats how we will reach our customers!
What does he know?!
If he works for Disney, then he is thinking about new shows.
Any other job though, this is about his coworkers.
Might be a game developer on his way to a job interview? 🤷🏻
Imagine a classic game remake but in the style of classic movie muppet remakes.
Ok so I spent some time thinking how’d this work. It’d have to be a classic well known game but also not realistically violent like with guns or anything. It would have to have interesting characters and story and typically be cast by humans but still have room for silly creature designs.
So I came up with this, Castlevania III remake with celebrity human star Henry Cavill as Trevor Belmont, given his experience as Geralt in the Witcher TV series. Celebrity human costar Keanu Reeves as Alucard, given his experience as Johnny Silverhand and Shadow the Hedgehog.
Miss Piggy as Sypha Belnades and Fozzie Bear as Grant Danasty. Then the grand reveal of Gonzo as Dracula, with Kermit the Frog as Hector and Rizzo the Rat as Isaac.
Cutscenes would be performed in live action. They should really ham up the deep and dramatic tensions between Keanu Reeves and his father Gonzo. Henry Cavill and Keanu Reeves should play their roles dead serious with Henry Cavill being as crass as an E10+ or Teen rating will let him.
This sounds great! I’d play it.
“Alright hear me out - it’s a remake of Manhunt, but with MUPPETS”
“What if we make it hyperviolent like the parent show but it’s mostly ok for teens because the most brutal one hallucinates Avenue V puppets when he dismembers dozens of people with his bare hands and in stead of blood, glitter sprays everywhere?”
Studio Exec greenlighting Gen V: “SOLD!”
Just found a recording of the last meeting he attended: https://youtu.be/I08EpZU8z8M
That man was Jim Henson.
that guy probably had a meeting with a csuite asshole and brought his notepad thinking he was going to take such good notes and get everything right, but then was only able to write down muppets before he realized he was in a meandering directionless meeting being conducted by an idiot and there was actually nothing to write down
He’s on his way back to the consulting firm. There he meets with his colleagues. They ask “did you bring any notes from the meeting?” He throws down this pad that just says “muppets.” His colleagues look at eachother and nod knowingly. Meanwhile back at Doofus Corp, the execs are having another meeting. “What did you all think of the meeting with Chumpnuts Consulting?” they ask. “Bunch of fucking muppets.” one of them says. They all nod knowingly. “Ok great, we’ll meet again next week.”
“I was sent to bring you the following message from the big guys upstairs.”
Either a new best friend or a serial killer. No shades of gray here.
¿Por que no los dos?
Every madman has a first day.
