I’d really like to go to Antarctica and befriend penguins. I like the cold and I like penguins so why not? Unfortunately, the average temperature is -17°C which is a bit colder than I am used to. I think it might be okay if I wear a thick jacket and a winter hat. What do you guys think? Do I have what it takes? It’s my dream.

Just wear me. I’m thicc enough that you will survive.
I don’t usually wear people. Are you a thicc goth girl? I might be willing to make an exception.