me reading LotR: such a shame that Denethor son of Ecthelion, Steward of Gondor, was driven to madness and despair by the misleading visions of the Palantír

me picking up my phone 5 seconds after waking up: alright, let’s see what fresh hell is going on in the world this morning

Speak for yourself, op 😵‍💫

Good thing is we’re evolving that now