“Hello Mr. Dafoe.”
“What do you want Terry! I’m glaring at myself in the mirror nude trying to look more horrifying!”
“Well Mr. Dafoe I think I got a role you’ll love, it’s an indie black and white picture where you play an insane, drunken lighthouse keeper who’s psychologically abusing his assistant.”
“Who plays the assistant?”
“Robert Pattinson.”
“Do I get to show people my penis?”
“Yes actually there is a scene where…”
"I WAS BORN FOR THIS ROLE!!!
a couple years later
“Hey Mr. Dafoe! The same director of The Lighthouse is making a new film and he wants you to play a Norse Shaman who’s also a court jester for a viking king and he gets really high on mushroom stew.”
“This director knows me so well!”
“You know, I’m something of a weirdo myself”
Someone needs to produce a live-action sickos movie. Dafoe would be perfect for so many rolls.
Could just be an off-broadway one-man show actually.
Could just be an off-broadway one-man show actually.
He just
at the audience for and hour.I’d actually pay to see that in person.
Agent: mr Dafoe…
Dafoe: Hark Triton, hark!
“Oh so you already got the script then.”
“What? Script?”
His given name was William and to me he has no William vibe. Here’s some Dafoe trivia.
In high school, he acquired the nickname Willem, the Dutch version of the name William. He later took [Willem] as part of his stage name because he had become more used to it than his birth name.
What’s the new movie?
