I thought it was “Interview with THE Vampire”
Tom Cruise. Vampire. THE Ohio State University.
i thought it was “interview with a vampire street dance troupe”
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy, just be glad it’s him not you
well now I have to add joco back into my regular rotation
If you had Tom Cruise’s troubles, you might be Tom Cruise crazy too.
You’d flash your big white shiny smile You’d buy expensive shoes
But you’d be the only man on Earth, who couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no You couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise
I mean we all knew he was a psycho. Just like that time he killed Oprah with Force Lightning
Yet somehow, Oprah returned.
This is fake news. Tom Cruise never killed Oprah with lightning, he was just tickling her with it.
He also sucks the life out of nearly every role he’s cast in (the one pictured above being a rare exception.) The guy is a walking void of charisma, and I avoid his movies due to the simple fact that they’re made worse by his involvement.
Edge of tomorrow - he is fine in that perfect movie
Tropic Thunder - he is hilarious
rain man
the last samurai
minority report
magnolia - perfect fit for the roleHe’s great in Collateral. He plays great villains.
“Vanilla Sky”, and his acting in it, is plain fantastic, I have to hand it to him.
You should read “all you need is kill”. Edge of tomorrow butchered the book. The same happens with Minority Report.
No one makes Philip K Dick movies that are true to the book, but they often make interesting movies inspired by the book.
Reacher - is a big scary man but the movie tries to hide that from you bc Tom is small and it’s funny.
I haven’t watched The Mummy reboot but what I have seen of it was atrocious.
It gave us this. That’s something, at least.
If any Scientology member is in any media, it is on my “do not watch” list. I will never support that cult financially. And by the way, where is Shelley? She was last seen 2007 at her fathers funeral, and the police doesn’t do shit.
Who’s shelley?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelly_Miscavige
Debbie Stovelman, however, is alive and well. Boom boom!
Boom boom
Wtf
WDYM WTF? I once tried to commit suicide by shooting myself in the chest 3x. I was still alive so I ate some concrete, grabbed a different gun and shot myself in the head.
Maybe your problem is that you’re a windmill. we’re going to try burning you down, knocking you over and throwing you into a swamp.
Glad you survived that.
Yeah this is like the old joke where a black dude was found in a ditch with 17 stabs in the back, and police determined it was a suicide
I believe she is the wife of the current leader of the church.
Oh, yeah, she’sdead
fucking elizabeth moss
Fucking hell, for real?
eyup havent watched tv in years basically and it’s all her fault
That explains why she’s in so many things.
Damnit. I’m surprised I didn’t know.
This is one of the Mandela effect things, where the correct title (well, right now, in this universe) is the vampire. Where does this image come from?!
Whenever you see or hear about a Mandela Effect thing like this it’s important to remember that 50% of people are of below average intelligence.
Shit, I remember it being 50% of people are above average intelligence. Guess I got split into the stupid reality :(
🤔
Even if it’s real, it could just be a typo and editorial oversight.
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That was Tom Cruise? Really ruins the movie for me, thanks.
I used to like it before I knew Brad Pitt was in it.
I saw one of the mission impossible movies on an airplane because I don’t know before I realized it had Tom Cruise and I think a lot of the appeal of those movies is watching Tom Cruise('s stunt double) get hurt, but I can suspend disbelief for long enough to watch the stunt dude get hurt and then go watch something else. Stunt dude did all right.
guess xenu does that to folks
