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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago

Anon is a paramedic

sh.itjust.works

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Anon is a paramedic

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago
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    6 days ago

    Me n you both. cept I have my plants lol

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      FUCK I need to water my plants.

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        Go ahead and water yourself while you’re at it

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        Braided rope. One end in water bucket/tank, other in the planter. Watering is just filling the tank once a month. Great success!

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          I’ll have to try that

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        FUCK, I should really set an alarm

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        6 days ago

        So say, we all.

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        im not staying alive for their fucking feelings. if they cared that much they could have treated me like a plant when i was a aapling. im staying alive for my symbiotic fungi network. and yeah it means i love them more than my shitty owner.

        Your plants, probably.

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      For some reason, this flashed into my mind

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