kinda entertaining, even raised some interesting points
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i find it doubtful people enjoy ballshots, but they are, in a way, cinematic all the same
plus they repeated use implies people enjoy them
Certain traits are fetishized, exoticized, and racialized in a way that reinforces the dominant ideology. The frequent use of single family homes supports a middle class, petty bourgeois way of life.
For one’s step-sister to be caught in the washing machine, the family must be wealthy enough to own a washing machine.

I think this could work at a shared wash room or a wash saloon too. Of course it would be disappointing of those variation in the setting don’t bring variations to the perversion.
SISTER OF THE REVOLUTION — WITH WHOM I SHARE NO PARTICULARLY CLOSE BIOLOGICAL CONNECTION, NOR ANY ASSUMED FAMILIAL OBLIGATIONS BY WAY OF MARRIAGE, GIVEN WE LIVE IN A POST-FAMILY GENDER-EGALITARIAN SOCIETY AND ALL — GETS HAMMERED☭AND☭SICKLED IN THE SHARED WASHROOM OF OUR NEO-SOVIET NOVOSTROIKA (EN/ES/PT/RU/EO/NO/VI/JA/CN/HI/SW/AR/MS/TR SDH + DUB w/ AD + PSD/ASE/BFI/BZS/ASF/NSL/HAB/INS/JSL/CSL SLI)
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If I may comment on my favorite part of my own bit, I’m especially fond of the extreme commitment to accessibility that is having 28 sets of subtitles, 28 audio tracks, and 10 sign language video overlays, for what is ostensibly a mass-produced Sturgeon’s law ass bare minimum pornographic short film. Whether your first language is English, Spanish, Portuguese, Russian, Esperanto, Norwegian, Vietnamese, Japanese, Chinese, Hindi, Swahili, Arabic, Malay, Turkish, Plains Indian Sign Language, American Sign Language, British Sign Language, Libras, Auslan, Norwegian Sign Language, Hanoi Sign Language, Indo-Pakistani Sign Language, Japanese Sign Language, or Chinese Sign Language, regardless of your level of hearing and vision, you will be able to get your rocks off to this lady stuck in a washing machine.
that begs the question… would it not be easier to “get your rocks off” if you couldnt understand this (probably) extremely poorly acted porn vid?
SISTER OF THE REVOLUTION is high production value and a prime example of neo-socialist realism.
This is really good
This thread in a few hours

we have to have rainbow nesting season every few weeks. (but i didn’t find anything offensive there tbh, if there is i can nsfw this? the theme is adult, of course, but hopefully impressionable kids are touching grass instead of reading silly stuff on bear forum)
I can’t explain why I think this could cause a struggle session because that could be construed as me taking a side in the struggle session depending on how I phrase it so you’ll just have to take my word for it.
So many people on Hexbear are so constantly looking to pick a fight that this is the absolute state of posting. Too afraid to actually have a discussion so I’ll opt not to instead
the real pro move is to have discussion in a day, when algo hides it from normies

i’ll continue to believe that better bears are possible

Better bears are possible, but haven’t been realized yet

If you’re using the web app, edit your post and select the NSFW checkbox directly above the “save” button.
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I don’t think it’s a big deal if you don’t, but you probably should.
LMFAO this was awesome, great read. Genuinely thought-provoking but also very funny. More people should write Socratic dialogs in the year of our Lord 2026. I was listening to this instrumental track while reading part of it; definitely enhanced the feeling of Learning Stuff in a Classy Way.
Apropos pornographic film as art: I still want to see Naughty Deaf Roommates just for the curiosity of it. It is probably completely dreadful, but the film itself seems to be completely lost, with only vague descriptions of it from news articles surviving online. It is a direct-to-DVD film from around the mid-2000s, and it is supposedly the first pornographic film with dialog entirely in sign language, created by an all-Deaf studio, with all-Deaf characters, for an all-Deaf audience, complete with various changes to the “formula” of porn to account for the one fewer sense to impress. Confer non-pornographic Deaf Cinema, and confer also pornographic films from the silent film era, many of which you can just straight up watch on Wikipedia now because their copyright expired.
that seems rather touching ngl (in a perverted way, but still)
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
A lot of people are attracted to writing dialogues when they first start writing philosophy, but it’s actually super hard to do well. This is a pretty good one!










