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minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·22 days agoThere are small softball sized watermelons too
minus-squareSoapbox@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·22 days agoBut you still need a pretty decent knife to cut into it. Which a kindergartner shouldn’t have at school. Or they could bash it on the table till it breaks open I guess. I’m sure the teachers and janitors will love that.
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·22 days agoNaturally, pack a big knife with the melon. The teacher will change tune pretty quick if the kid has a knife.
minus-squareSoapbox@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·22 days agoThat’s a good point. Never just bring a watermelon to a kindergarten knife fight.
There are small softball sized watermelons too
But you still need a pretty decent knife to cut into it. Which a kindergartner shouldn’t have at school. Or they could bash it on the table till it breaks open I guess. I’m sure the teachers and janitors will love that.
Naturally, pack a big knife with the melon. The teacher will change tune pretty quick if the kid has a knife.
That’s a good point. Never just bring a watermelon to a kindergarten knife fight.