Calling it the Andes virus instead of the “Dutch Garbage Bird Watcher virus” smh
Hollandaise Pox
An Deez Nuts Virus
This whole thing’s overblown. Viruses always spread way faster on cruises bc of how cruise ships recirculate air
And it still took like a full week on the cruise for 3 hanta cases to become ~10. On a cruise ship in pre-pandemic 2020, 1 covid case became 200+ cases in the same timeframe
nothing ever happens
the real virus is all these “hentaivirus” posts 🙄
Don’t worry, it wasn’t the Hantavirus, it was just one of the other hundreds of contagious diseases this flight attendant is exposed to on the daily.
Flight attendants really get fucked over hard. It really is an awful job.
I missed all the happenings around this so I hope it’s gonna be a nothing
it is starting to feel like diseases are just the earth’s white blood cells and WE are the virus
meh, that’s a little bit misanthropic
hard not to be rn, but youre prolly right lol









