To be fair, she would need to form a supergroup and organize a charity concert to remake “We are the Worms”.

Good news, Cindy Lauper is available for a duet.

https://youtu.be/86mLpbwwLPM

There comes a time

When the rain begins to fall

And the worms come out of the ground.

There are people walking

Oh, it’s time to watch your step

Or your feet will make a squishy sound.

We are the worms

Out on the sidewalk.

We are the ones who make a squishy mess

So watch where you walk.

It’s a chance we’re taking

Leaving out homes underground

Though it’s true we’ll get a better tan,

Just you and me.

When we’re laying 'round

Keep your eye out on the street.

If you don’t look out,

You’ll have worms under your feet

We realize Oh, that the sun is gonna come

And we’ll shrivel up like beef jerky from the heat.