Everyone in my family just turns their head to the side and lets their sneeze rip into the house. I’ve only convinced one of them to cover their sneeze sometimes.
I told my sister that if she couldn’t grab a tissue in time, then she could pull the collar of her T-shirt up over her nose (a move I copied from my friend from Vietnam) and she said “that’s gross!” 
…But coating the entire room in a fine mist of the same stuff isn’t!? That’s like opting to throw your turd at a moving house fan instead of shitting your pants.
I also had a classmate who would sneeze with so much substance that I could literally see chunks of snot hit the floor. 
I remember when I tried to explain to my angry, half-witted brother that masks during covid were never meant to protect you but the people around you, and said “It’s sort of like covering your mouth when you sneeze except full-time,” and he just looked at me like I was speaking a foreign language.
If anyone covers their mouth when they sneeze on the bus here, it’s with their hand, which they then use to grab the bar…
Cover with your elbow, aka the “Dracula sneeze”
It’s an american tradition to spread diseases.
- coughing in someone’s face is fine
- going to work while sick is normal/necessary
- vaccinations are bad
- masks are evil
choose four (4)
I like to lean back and make sure I get the optimal upward angle to really send those germs flying.
We worship the plague
The only thing we socialize around here is our germs, buddy
Person ringing up and bagging my groceries coughed into their hand repeatedly before touching my stuff. I was too tired and zoned out to even notice until the end and didn’t feel like having a conflict, so I just did the definitely responsible thing and forgot all about it in like 10 seconds (again, very very tired lol).
Anyways I always think, “how hard is it to just cough/sneeze into your elbow?”
Everyone I know covers their mouth I think you’re just surrounded by rats
Yes, I am, but my family is also feral
Some people have families that act like they walked out the cave yesterday
