On the one hand, he was a right wing asshole. On the other hand, he did have a cool duel with Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon, provided Conan O’Brien with incredibly funny out of context Walker: Texas Ranger clips, and made Invasion: USA, a very funny terrible movie. RISomething.
I want to be like “oh thats a shame rip” or w/e but the guy didn’t just play a cop on tv he was such a chud phenom that he directly participated in plenty of real life cop / sheriff stuff
for fun. Plus he made pretty effective copaganda for its time.so sadly it’s a
from meedit: + active zionist + proactive anti gay marriage campaigner fuck chuck norris.
Going back and watching Walker has been an absolute trip
Just pure 90’s slop
Third episode (actually third made for TV movie) has him fighting the Yakuza and the guy who played Garak on DS9
The one that stuck with me was the one with Gary Busey and a witness with special needs (Downs Syndrome?)
wew lad
There’s an episode where Satanists kidnap an entire school bus
There’s an episode where Walker ends teen suicide with a pep rally
There’s an episode where he makes friends with a child with telekinesis
And then there’s the episode where he infiltrated a hostage situation using a jetpack he got from an eccentric inventor at the local scrapyard
I saw one where someone takes a hostage and takes off on a hot air balloon. Walker gets in another hot air balloon to chase them.
Not the one where the kid from The Sixth Sense has AIDS?
I mean there’s an endless supply of cringe bangers
I eat soup
As someone who just had some for lunch, “big mood”, as the kids say.
Chuck norris being such a powerful figure that reality itself distorts around him is such a good bit and i will die on this hill
Now that he’s dead, he is the perfect embodiment of the
aestheticsI had no idea this was a thing but it’s so fucking funny
I watched invasion USA about a month ago and wow that was some slop murica fuck yeah shit movie but kind of hilarious in a wtf sense with the two 40mm grenades(which lol okay sure) firing left and right of that door.
Chuck Norris can rip in piss/pieces and etc.
