You must log in or # to comment.
ik I’m about to say this to a bunch of treat demons but… you know monster is owned by coke and coke is on like every BDS list ever, right?
FUCK
GODDAMMIT
Edit: It feels bad to unwittingly break BDS, at least cutting this out of my diet will be a good thing.
That’s why you shoplift it from a chain
You probably shouldn’t shoplift it, either: Stores already factor losses/shrink into the price, so unless an item gets shoplifted so often (e.g. through a coordinated effort) that stores just stop stocking it, all that will actually happen is (1) the store will just buy more to restock; (2) the act of shoplifting provides data about demand for the product; (3) you still promote brand recognition.
Shoplifting Monster is still preferable to buying it, but the real best thing to do is to either switch to a different energy drink brand, or perhaps for your own wellbeing to cut out energy drinks entirely.
魔爪, not 怪物
Down the drain
They’re all so bad I can’t imagine thinking one is the best
They almost all taste the same and they never say what the ‘flavors’ actually are.
White Devil. It’s like a white monster, but you can only find them on indigenous lands
I stopped drinking it because I found out it’s BDS
This is me finding out now. I’ve been drinking it fairly regularly for work.
Werewolf.
I just knew somebody in this thread would give me a reason to share this
lol, I’m afraid you’re too late. For I have already depicted myself as the Chad smut books enjoyer and yourself as the Virgin energy drink consumer.
For a daily driver, zero ultra. For an occasional treat (or a pairing as recommended by your Monsterlier) green. Do they not get Ultra Violet where you are? That’s one of my favorites and is this morning’s breakfast.
do you actually drink it daily lmao
because ive been doing that for a few months n im starting to get chest pain n nosebleeds so i must be weak
means i either have to stop or keep going to build up tolerance, probably the latter
also ultra violet is indeed goated
Not anymore – I’ve been cutting back since I learned (thanks to Mexico’s labeling laws) that it’s really high in sodium. The caffeine isn’t off the charts if you’re replacing coffee/tea but you might want to get a checkup or at least check your BP.
miss me with that poison tbh. i drink water, coffee, tea and booze and that’s it
What, like their cocks?
Oh, you mean the energy drink?
Idk, even when I was addicted they all tasted bout the fucking to be same. Mild differences at best.
The white one because it tastes like battery acid and gasoline, but makes me feel normal when I don’t have ADHD meds.
is that the one where they measure caffeine in rads?
The mango one.
I only get energy drinks once in a blue moon though. Caffeine is one of the most addictive substances and I’ve done a good job avoiding it. Still like the battery acid taste of energy drinks though so it’s a guilty pleasure
Ultra Fiesta. I can’t find it anymore and it was my favorite.
The shrek oneIt all tastes the same to me
