You got ONE Mission Accomplished with GWB, well, with Trump you get DAILY Mission Accomplished!
Gotta do your dallies

I am imagining a supercut of every time Trump has said this alternating with footage of Iranian launches and impacts
“Tubthumping” for the soundtrack
I say “We won again” and we won again
Trump is literally that quote about playing chess with a pigeon
“Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.”
― Shannon L. Alder
I also like “never argue with idiots, theyll drag you down and beat you with experience”.
9 times
Trump wants his card punched so he can get that tasty free sub.
So tired of winning.
USA wins everything, why cant we have a turn?
dementia
Defeated Iran, whilst also begging everyone else to get involved.
He has already failed upward all the way to President of the global hegemon, why wouldn’t he be able to lose upward into total world domination too?









