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dazzledbeans @lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

Oh balls

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Oh balls

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dazzledbeans @lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • Guntrigger@feddit.ch
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    “Accidentally”

  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    must be like one of those puzzles where you need to pass a ball at the time, and then both get stuck

    • MTLion3@lemm.ee
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      Chinese testical trap

  • lowleveldata@programming.dev
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    How many of the balls tho?

    • DisqueDePise@jlai.lu
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      8 at most

      • Engywook@lemm.ee
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        Maybe 2 were squeezed together in a single hole.

        • MxM111@kbin.social
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          Or 3

        • Radioactive Radio@lemm.ee
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          If it’s one ball per hole, I think you have a different problem cuz that’s quite the distance.

        • Absolutemehperson@lemmy.world
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          This thread is getting less comfortable every comment.

    • cloudpunk@sh.itjust.works
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      Well the website says it is unilad…

  • markstos@lemmy.world
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    Nothing some ice cubes can’t solve.

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world
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      Probably going to be like an anchor bolt. They will cinch up. What you want is warm water so you can move things around.

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      deleted by creator

  • TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    God damn how big of a sack does he got. That hole looks pretty sizable. Unless that chair in the thumbnail is clickbait.

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      Your testicles will get larger when you grow up.

      • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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        Some people have small balls man, no need to be condescending.

        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          Pretending that everyone has peas rather than grapes isn’t reasonable.

  • Spaceinv8er@sh.itjust.works
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    Oof the thought of this made me physically squirm

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Just smack 'em with a sandal from the other side and they will pop right out again.

  • spiderjuzce@lemmy.sdf.org
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    That’s kind of impressive

  • Zerush@lemmy.ml
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    Sit down naked until you hear an audible plop

  • AToM.exe@lemmy.world
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    “Accidentally”

  • H2207@lemmy.world
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    I’ve never assembled IKEA furniture myself but I struggle to think how this happened.

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      Having assembled IKEA furniture, I’m pretty sure he didn’t trap his sack during assembly lol.

      Sitting on a stool with holes in it combined with a nice warm shower, scrotum relaxes, balls slip through a hole. The problem is that standing will try to yank both through at the same time, which just isn’t going to work. I don’t have balls of my own (someone who does please correct me if I’m wrong) but I’d imagine that after that startling moment, the scrotum would probably try to retract is contents for protection, which would make matters worse.

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        I can now, quite disturbingly vividly, see how this can happen.

    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      He was sitting on the stool, and with hot water all around things got loose and slippery enough to pop through one of the holes you can see in the picture.

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      I thought the same thing myself, until I noticed the drain…

      Now I’m stuck imagining what he was doing with the chair in the shower.

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        I work in hospice, so I’m in the homes of many, many elderly people. While it’s not just the elderly, some people have balance, strength, endurance issues, or injuries that make standing and bathing risky. Falls are bad, falls when naked, wet, and onto hard surfaces are worse. You can purchase specialized medical equipment meant for shower use, but I can see someone using an inexpensive plastic stool as an alternative.

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          I mean, in reality I would assume this would be it’s purpose. But when put next to a picture of, what seems to be, him outside, the mind starts to wander.

          Obviously, disabled and handicapped people also go outside, so it’s silly to generalize…the posted picture just doesn’t help the picture in my mind go to appropriate places…

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            the posted picture just doesn’t help the picture in my mind

            maybe it fucking should…

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      Probably named something like “bollfångare” or like “bollfångande pall”

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    It annoys me that this has like six syllables too many.

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    Was it this guy again? https://www.fark.com/comments/2018473/Im-stuck-to-my-chair-Im-so-very-scared-Help-Details-In-thread

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    deleted by creator

  • ryan213@lemmy.world
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    *chair on display

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    I feel like that’s exactly what his face looked like the whole time.

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