Hi there, worksite etiquette specialist here.
While the amount of woke on your shit may, in fact, be the gay amount; the appropriate response to such accusations remains the same. You’re gonna wanna go with the tried and tested ‘takes one to know one’ approach. There’s many options for deploying this method but my personal favourite is “Why? You lookin’ to suck a dick? You’re not my type”
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Finally, an expert. Thank you.
You should suck all their dicks. Then they’ll be gay and you’ll be all full of manly essence stolen from them. You’ll be the only straight one left.
The only way to fix things is to stop wiping
Faeces scare the woke mind virus away
Shoulda gone to the wokesite instead.
I don’t know how to unwoke my shit. Keep Googling it but it keeps saying it’s not a word (Orwellian linguistic censorship).
I asked groKKK and I got this in response:
Hope this helps!
fry your rice in a pan, don’t be a nerd
Not cooking in some woke chinese way.
Could always go for woke.
you need to get a piercing in your non-woke ear and show it to the boys
This is what I look like going in to work.
Is it the left ear? That’s the one I have pierced.
Tell them it’s not a professional thing and youre also gay off the worksite. They probably think it’s a union thing where you’re being gay at work when it’s not your job, if you’re gay off the clock as well then they cant touch you and its a great way to collect overtime
get gayer. get on grindr
There’s nothing gay about using a grinder on the wokesite.
I’m mean worksite. FUCK.
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