The New York Times headline for this will be Can Ukraine Keep Up With Russia’s Innovation In Frontline Culinary Tactics?
Eyes up the “Cannibalism” square on his 2026 bingo card
No worries.
I have watched many, many videos of Ukraine giving individual Russian soldiers a personalized drone for them to eat.
They never go hungry after that.
Give a man a meal, he’ll be fed for a day. Give a man a meal of high explosives, he’ll be fed for life. (Your joke only traditionally structured.)
Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
– Terry Pratchett
Youve heard of meals on wheels, now there’s meals on rotors
Kobzon Snacks
Have they tried not being Russian frontline units?
Russia will reward those that complain about the food with a transfer to an assault brigade.
The life expectancy for Russian assault troops is something like 20 days. No more worries about starvation.
Have they tried not being Russian troops?

That’s weird, I’ve seen a lot of Russian meat in all these drone videos
Couldn’t happen to nicer people
How about some
hard cheese
Oh no! Anyways….
Making Daddy Vladdy proud, standing up to NATO.




