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DeltronZero@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 days ago

White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party

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White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party

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DeltronZero@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 days ago
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WASHINGTON—Insisting the terminated worker had violated the terms of her employment by leaking highly sensitive information, the White House announced Monday that longtime aide Sandra Wilton had been fired for telling Vice President JD Vance about an upcoming Super Bowl party. “It’s difficult to imagine how this employee believed it was acceptable to reveal details of the West Wing Super Bowl party to Vance despite being […]
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  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    You can’t unfuck that couch

  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    Elon: Can I come?

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      Actually the party is cancelled forever

      • waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world
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        Ooh sorry bud, the NFL said they’re done playing football

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    I wish i didn’t read that, some really stupid shit…

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      Welcome to the onion

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    Fucking hilarious! The Vice President wasn’t invited to the Super Bowl Party. Loser.

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