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minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88·8 days agoAs a dad, I sincerely hope the dumbest thing my kids ever do is make a bad investment.
minus-squarefizzle@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·8 days agoMy kids are 2. Im working on my “dad talk”. The best I’ve heard so far is something like: there are two activities that can irredeemably ruin your life: sex, and driving. Both are infinitely riskier with booze.
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up11·8 days agoTeen pregnancy has to be an undisputed #1
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·8 days agoThat’s not too bad, we could solve that problem in an afternoon.
minus-squareMacAttak8@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 days agoI think the death of the child would be the undisputed worst outcome. Anything else can be managed.
minus-squarewaitaminute@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 days agoSuicide or murder is probably 1 and 2
As a dad, I sincerely hope the dumbest thing my kids ever do is make a bad investment.
My kids are 2. Im working on my “dad talk”.
The best I’ve heard so far is something like: there are two activities that can irredeemably ruin your life: sex, and driving. Both are infinitely riskier with booze.
Teen pregnancy has to be an undisputed #1
That’s not too bad, we could solve that problem in an afternoon.
I think the death of the child would be the undisputed worst outcome. Anything else can be managed.
Suicide or murder is probably 1 and 2