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Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Has anyone considered analysing the conditions that cause the hippos to be hungry?

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Has anyone considered analysing the conditions that cause the hippos to be hungry?

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Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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    Are you saying hippos are ontologically hungry? This is problematic and you must be cancelled on facebook. Just because they are hippos does not mean they are hungry

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      typical flapper-ass behavior to lecture a hippo about my own fucking lived experience. Avianoids don’t get it and never will.

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        Fine! Eat your white balls see if I care!

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