Oh, I didn’t know comparators had spines
that’s what she gets for trying to dethrone the king
Oh my god, here comes Juan Guaido with a steel chair!
Chair-man Guaido. It’s not a political office, that’s just his wrestling persona. Man always has his chair and isn’t afraid to use it! If you can’t defeat the chair, join it.
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she’s lucky the US didn’t missile strike her fishing boat
I’m sure it was a fine “fishing” boat
The whole thing was co-ordinated with the US and some private military contractor type VIP extraction group, WSJ wrote up a good overview and did some good journalism for once. Don’t have the link now, but it shouldn’t be difficult to find.
Is this fake news? It sounds like an onion headline
well i’ll be damned https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/nobel-laureate-machado-injured-she-fled-venezuela-spokesperson-says-2025-12-15/
The current theory is that the Norway government told the Nobel committee to ask her to not come to the ceremony since they don’t want to deal with threats or protests, so to save face she now had an “accident” and can’t assist
I thought it sounds extremely far-fetched, and who could possibly believe any of this?
I’m only amazed she was even in the country
Was there actually proof that she was and she didn’t leave longer ago than they’re claiming?
No proof in fact the only places she has been seen outside of her apartment has been during her “vacations”
Average “opposition” “leader”.
People who couldn’t point to Venezuela on a map and didn’t know it even existed before the US started to manufacture consent for their current war.
Damn I’m shocked she has a spine all things considered
Lmfao eat shit you gusano loser
I kinda appreciate the mental image of her on a small yacht wine drunk from brunch and slipping falling over and then immediately blaming the comunists
Silly me for thinking she was in the usa this entire time
What can’t she just get on a plane? The fuck?
fell off the jets staircase
she could literally drive to and cross the border into Colombia or Brazil on foot. Tons of people who are way poorer and less connected than she is do it every day.
Not thrilling enough
“Machado told the newspaper that she attempted to travel to Norway to get her prize by utilizing a wig and a disguise. She did not elaborate any further.” lol
That must have been one heavy wig. Did she disguise herself as Marge Simpson?
She was disguised as Piccolo from DBZ
Crazy how Oslo is right next to the Venezuelan border man and how she didn’t fuck off the second she cashed out
coen brothers ass
Heheh…
