• mickey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Is lesbianism real? is right up there with asking if women’s sexuality is real. Mayo® Pete being gay is about the only humanizing trait he has, and he’d probably convert himself if that was a real thing and a focus group said it would help his career. Tonight I will be discussing all this and more with a notorious p*do-defender and outspoken Nazi so please be sure to tune in.

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        I’ve heard reactionary men IRL say with their whole chest that the female orgasm is a myth. You’d have to torture that out of me. I’d live a happy life as a volcel monk before I said something like that aloud.

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        It really is a myth! I’ve never seen a female orgasm in person, not even once. I have seen dozens, if not hundreds, of male orgasms up close and personal, so it’s clearly not an issue of lack of experience on my part. No, I’ve never dated a female, why do you ask?

        /uj tbh this is basically unironically Milo’s bit, he is (or was?) a gay guy, and he doesn’t believe that Lesbians exist.

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        Just like they don’t need any wetness, if they get wet it’s a sign of illness!

        quote from Ben Shapiro when asked his wife about WAP

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      i had a coworker who i caught in the office kitchen explaining with some heat that lesbians dont actually exist… i think but i’m not sure that his rationale was the usual “they havent been fucked properly” thing. he was some kind of evangelical christian, which is comparatively rare here

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        Disturbing, but I do appreciate you sharing the sighting of a rare species of Guy. I’ve talked on here about how when I was a lad I assumed my friends were libbed up like me but looking back I definitely heard a few say things like that.

    • Midnight_Pearl [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      sounds like milo is just going to run through his usual talking points from when he was still relevant in like 2015.

      he’s been pushing the “lesbians aren’t real” bit for as long as he’s been in the public eye.