“What is going on? Having sex with women used to feel good. Not anymore.”
“Thought Sam Eliot was straight? Guess again. He’s actually from Sacramento, California. How did it happen? How did guys like this become our icons? Growing up, I had pictures of Sam Eliot all over my bedroom.”
Original “gay tucker Carlson” bit
CW: its from cumtown
highlights, imagine Tucker Carlson’s voice:
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