Hailstorm8440@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2年前Ban dihydrogen monoxidesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up11.39K
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minus-squarejimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up53·2年前100% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died…
minus-squareDraghetta@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up25·2年前8 billions of people have and they’re alive
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up31·2年前Those people are merely biding their time. I wish it were a joke.
minus-squareMxM111@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2年前For now. The poison sometimes takes 100 years to become effective.
minus-squareirmoz@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-22年前Let’s rephrase. Every person who has ever died has been found with a body composition of roughly TWO thirds entirely DHMO
minus-squareDraghetta@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2年前Well, virtually everybody who ever died drank it in their last days before passing
minus-squareoriginal_ish_name@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2年前Every person who hasn’t died sooner Checkmate
minus-squareWoodenBleachers@lemmy.basedcount.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-22年前This is not true. I’ve consumed dihydrogen monoxide and am not dead. You have consumed dihydrogen monoxide and are not dead (unless you’re a bit I suppose). I’d also expect that not 100% of people who have died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide
minus-squarejimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2年前Takes time, hopefuly it will happen when we are n->100 yrs.
minus-squaremexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2年前100% of the people who have died have DHMO intake. Not that they drink, but it may even enter your body directly from your mother
100% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died…
8 billions of people have and they’re alive
Those people are merely biding their time. I wish it were a joke.
For now. The poison sometimes takes 100 years to become effective.
Let’s rephrase. Every person who has ever died has been found with a body composition of roughly TWO thirds entirely DHMO
Well, virtually everybody who ever died drank it in their last days before passing
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well one day,they ll die /s
So it’s clearly a skill issue you say?
Every person who hasn’t died sooner
Checkmate
This is not true. I’ve consumed dihydrogen monoxide and am not dead. You have consumed dihydrogen monoxide and are not dead (unless you’re a bit I suppose). I’d also expect that not 100% of people who have died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide
Takes time, hopefuly it will happen when we are n->100 yrs.
100% of the people who have died have DHMO intake. Not that they drink, but it may even enter your body directly from your mother