That’s it that’s the post
Folks, if you see me on the beach and I’m still twitching, please throw me back into the sea! I can’t last long outside the water!
carnism
However if it’s too late, please feed me to the most radical and least likely to be cancelled Hexbesrian power poster who is willing yo incorporate my biomass into theirs, that at least some of the molecules which comprise me might keep posting from beyond the veil
I have far too much Irish genetics to be at a beach for more than 2 milliseconds. I will become a little pile of ash
Call me when there’s an onsen episode
Dibs on shouting 海だ the moment I see the ocean
I am ready
I stand in the surf like Eren Yaeger pointing towards the White House, creeping everyone out.
Mike that’s a pool not a beach
me running in slow motion towards the water
Can someone get my shoulders thanks
Kyaaaa! Owls can’t swim!
Oooh I hope whoever is driving is like the English teacher in azumanga
Lmao yes
alright but i will stay at the umbrella’s shade sipping wine while reading marx
let’s bash this thing who going first:
suika your final hour gas arrived
North Korea’s version fucking sucks lmao where is the promenade? The giant chess boards?
China’s just mogging us but idk if the average worker can afford this one
Cuba is close to perfect but still no giant chess boards
Okay I was too harsh on North Korea but the road right down the middle is ridiculous
