The assailant drew a concealed assault-hoagie and fired it at the officer, point blank. The sandwich detonated on the officer, covering him with acidic and sulfuric compounds. The sandwich also contained tomato, a nightshade derivative. Due to this, the officer was incapacitated and had to be rushed to a nearby hospital where these hazardous materials were neutralized with a napkin. The officer has been in therapy due to the nightmares caused by this violent, communist attack.
Guess that “exploding” sandwich line the cop gave didn’t really land with the jurors.
The assailant drew a concealed assault-hoagie and fired it at the officer, point blank. The sandwich detonated on the officer, covering him with acidic and sulfuric compounds. The sandwich also contained tomato, a nightshade derivative. Due to this, the officer was incapacitated and had to be rushed to a nearby hospital where these hazardous materials were neutralized with a napkin. The officer has been in therapy due to the nightmares caused by this violent, communist attack.
known jihadist substances such as mustard were discovered at the scene of the violent assault
Imagine being any one of those jurors trying to keep a straight face when he started bawling about the smell of onions and mustard.
Damn, how long until lunch break?