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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 days ago

Anon has had enough

sh.itjust.works

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Anon has had enough

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 days ago
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  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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    4 days ago

    wait until this guy sits down to pee without paying attention to how things are hanging and feels it running down his calves

    ask me how I know

    • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world
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      how do you know?

      • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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        3 days ago

        I’ve sat down to relieve myself in the middle of the night while sick and half asleep and felt a strong warmth down the back of my legs because I pissed on myself through the gap under the toilet seat

        I ain’t afraid to admit it

        • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world
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          ive done that a lot too. absolutely infuriating 😂

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      Doing bottom surgery entirely to pee consistently

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      Yup, been there. Not fun.

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