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I Assumed 'Twas The Boot Code

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  • Matty_r@programming.dev
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    When I was younger I had a computer where the front fell off and stripped the wires from the button.

    To turn it on and off I had to hold the wires together, felt like I was hot wiring a car every time.

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      Perfect prelude to playing GTA

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      Wasn’t this built so the front wouldn’t fall off?

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        Well, Its not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

        • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Well how is it untypical?

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          We’ve towed it outside of the environment.

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      When I bench tested components at a PC shop, I’d use my smallest screwdriver to short the pins on the motherboard to start up the caseless computer.

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      Kinda the same here but one day I noticed it also worked by simply touching the case with one of the wires and that’s how I did it from here.

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                  SW
        In ------/  ----- GND ---- Chassis
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             / 10Kohm
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            +5v
        
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      I have a server that’s a motherboard in a shelf that I stick a screwdriver into to power cycle

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        You Monster! Why would you power cycle a server?

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    Kids these days with their 5% overclocks.

    Back in my day we had 100% overclocks!

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      Turbo bumped my 8MHz 386 to sixteen megahertz

      It never got switched off, except in some games that a slower CPU made easier (some games back then ran just as fast as the hardware could run them, expecting the computers or turn to be the state of the art) By the time of the machine in the picture unturbo wasn’t enough so we used a TSR* program called goSlow to get specific performance

      *Terminate, Stay Resident; a program that could run in the background

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        Run in the background? Look at you with your fancy multitasking OS

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          It was the wondrous system “DOS 6.2”

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            Doesn’t that require Extended memory? I don’t think that’s going to catch on

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              It did, extended memory came about the same time we needed to show down the system

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      You might have meant it as a joke but just in case someone else isn’t aware, this button actually made your CPU slower 🤓

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        Depends on the motherboard version. On later ones, the turbo actually worked to make your PC faster.

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          As far as I understand, it’s purely marketing semantics.

          The point of the ‘Turbo’ button is to slow the CPU down to provide compatibility with old software that was written with a fixed clockspeed, where the software would become unusably fast on newer CPUs.

          Calling this a “slow” mode or “compatibility” mode wasn’t very marketing-sexy however, so manufacturers just flipped it around and called the normal speed ‘Turbo’.

          With later systems, developers all became aware that varying CPU frequencies were a thing, and started to base their software timings on the realtime clock instead.

          So in later systems there was no longer any need to have the CPU run at anything other than its maximum (normal) speed - and the turbo button simply went away.

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            With later systems, developers all became aware that varying CPU frequencies were a thing, and started to base their software timings on the realtime clock instead.

            If only. Not sure how common it is nawadays - definitely still happening on occasion, but for example GTA: Vice City’s physics get screwed up with uncapped framerate.

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            …we had finally achieved permanent turbo.

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                “We called it Purbo. It didn’t catch on.”

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        You might have meant it as a joke

        Yeah, I didn’t think anyone would get the joke if I posted a picture of a 486DX with the J20 jumper set. You have to be a greybeard to remember that.

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          A 486DX with the J20 jumper set! HAH!

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          My first thought was “hey I’m not a greybeard”

          I am. I am a greybeard.

    • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      66 MILES PER HOUR!

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      This brings out nostalgia…

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    I still do, why should it have changed?

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      Button is on the top now 😔

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        And too small for my big ass toe

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      More people use laptops (or even tablets or smartphones) more of the time nowadays, so fewer people turn on their devices that way nowadays.

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        I still use my toes for my laptop but the people in my office are so weird about it

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    And also how you sometimes accidentally turned it off in the middle of an intense Quake 3 session.

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    I remember Macintosh computers from circa 1990. Even then Apple loved to just remove buttons because they hate buttons. Because it was so perfectly intuitive to drag a disc icon over to the fucking trash can icon in order to eject the floppy disc, they didn’t have a physical eject button for the floppy drive. Helpfully, they instead put the power button right where a floppy drive eject button should have been. So I was constantly turning the computer off whenever I wanted to eject a disc.

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      They did put the power button on the keyboard though, which was pretty awesome

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        I remember those keyboards, if I hit that button my PC just hard crashed. Fantastic.

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          I set up Linux on a laptop with a particularly aggressive keyboard power button recently. I’d be at the terminal go to hit backspace and where Linux?

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    mine was an actual heavy-ass switch. it felt like shutting down the power of an entire neighborhood.

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      And a turbo button

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      Yeah mine had switches on it to power all the peripherals too, and they lit up bright orange.

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      Made you feel something killing your pc.

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      That sounds so cool

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    I guess that’s why they call it “booting”

  • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Nine times out of ten I’d hit the turbo button and then spend half an hour wondering why the family computer was running slowly…

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      Hey now. Most of these people don’t know about turbo…

      They certainly don’t know about the “magic/more magic” button…

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        I thought that was a switch?

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          Might have been. The way I heard it, the toggle was a button, like the turbo button.

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      Ah, that nice 33 -> 66 change

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    Yeah, that’s how I do it every morning.

    Sometimes, when the ol’ 'puter is cranky, I have to press the reset button, which is really small, and it’s difficult to hit it with my toe (I have to do some tricky nail work, not for beginners), but I’ll be damned if I ever reach down and use my fingers.

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    I still do it bro

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    Still do.

    Its a matter of principle.

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    Has something changed?

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      Smaller power buttons and often on top rather than in front. Also feel like hard and clicky is more popular than soft and linear now

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        The real off-button is usually down at the back, on the PSU.

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          switch, not button

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            You are technically correct, the best form of correct.

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        I still do it lol.

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        I don’t get it why though. The one on mine feels very cheap, specially with it having a fulcrum on one side, making it not go down straight, while using the design language of something that would go down straight.

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          The crap buttons are cheaper. If your product was optimised for price it will have buttons that cost the least

          They’re on the top because most users find that more convenient

          They’re clicky or linear depending on taste

          The old ones were heavy, clunky, and certainly expensive

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            That, on top of the new boxes being more expensive.
            They are just increasing their margins as much as possible.

            Unfortunately, that was the only model on the market with a good enough airflow, without a glass/acrylic panel.
            I really need to DIY some of this.

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      In 2025 I don’t turn off the computer.

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    I remember our family computer having an actual switch instead of a button.
    Still did the toe thing though, down for on and up for off.

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      Ah, the “it is now safe to turn off your computer” days

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          I wish that they’d had a startup screen that said “it’s now dangerous to turn off your computer”.

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            SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED

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        Ah yes, Microsoft installing a ton of updates without informing me first. Like I don’t have anything else to do (which is probably why I’m turning off the computer, to not go do those other things.)

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          Back when I still rode airplanes, I used to never shut my notebook off except when I was about to leave for a flight. Then I had the pleasure of watching Windows install 957 updates while the cab was honking outside.

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            Are you a Kids in the Hall fan?

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              I’m squishing your head!

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                Right from my body and onto your plate.

                My absolute favorite though was Girl Drink Drunk.

                ❤️

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        Oh and having to type
        PARK
        Before doing turning it off :)

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        True, that’s the last time I saw it!

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    mine had a button cap and dad used to joke that he bought it on black market and it originates from the nuclear missile launch button.

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      That button cap is important with a lot of kids around.

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        makes sense. never thought about that from this standpoint. I had a tendency of pushing random buttons when I was a kid so that’s probably why the cap.

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    My computer had a key. The trick was to grip it between your toes.

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