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minus-squarekata1yst@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 days agoTo be fair, the people who turn into dinosaurs don’t have cancer anymore.
minus-squarerailway692@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 day agoIt’s one of those “Would you press the button” questions. You become cancer-free. BUT You turn into a dinosaur.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoI’m pressing that button even if I don’t have cancer.
minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoSorry, cancer is a prerequisite for dinosaurification.
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoCigarette prices have really gotten nuts these days.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoI’m still doing it. I’ll probably get cancer anyways because of bad choices and genetics. At least then I can use my dinosaur powers for good until I get killed by the government.
minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 hours agoSpeaking of nefarious government actions; is it still cannibalism if your DNA is that of a dinosaur now? Imagine the money from rich people eating dinosaur steaks.
To be fair, the people who turn into dinosaurs don’t have cancer anymore.
It’s one of those “Would you press the button” questions.
I’m pressing that button even if I don’t have cancer.
Sorry, cancer is a prerequisite for dinosaurification.
googles cheap airfare to Chernobyl
Cigarette prices have really gotten nuts these days.
I’m still doing it. I’ll probably get cancer anyways because of bad choices and genetics. At least then I can use my dinosaur powers for good until I get killed by the government.
Speaking of nefarious government actions; is it still cannibalism if your DNA is that of a dinosaur now?
Imagine the money from rich people eating dinosaur steaks.