Men invented football so they could shower together and smack each others asses
It’s weird how much toxic masculinity ideas like this (“lol gay!”) are just as easily projected from a pro-gay as homophobic viewpoint. It’s the same picture.
Men let women and children escape first in an emergency so they can hang back and make out with each other.
Shit, we have a leaker guys.
Unintended pun?
Right. “Make out”. I’ve been doing this wrong apparently.
Gonna start telling the dude that always asks me to arm wrestle that I don’t want to hold hands with him.
Once, with a bunch of friends and a mighty hangover, I managed to stumble into the European championship for armwrestling. I’ve never seen so many guys together looking like Quagmire when he discovered online porn before, nor since. That was one weird, but also very fun experience. 5/7, would do again
Why women gotta make everything sexual?
Very much true in my experience. I could have done without the spandex, though.
Before spandex was invented, they did it naked.
Naked arm wrestling is just competitive hand jobs.
Now that’s what I’m talking about!
the spandex was/is for the crowd’s benefit not yours
this really puts sylvester stallone’s masterpiece over the top in a whole new light
Welp, that explains why I prefer to watch female wrestlers…
When men hold hands they both win.
BJJ takes it to the next level.
The true pinnacle of homoerotic combat sport is and always will be Turkish oil wrestling
before that was wrestling greek/roman times.
Oh man, it’s real. And they wear tight leather pants. And every other photo online shows a guy with his hands inside the other guys tight leather pants.
Getting your hands inside your opponent’s trousers is genuinely the strategy because it’s just about the only way to get an actual hold on them when everything is covered in oil
It should also be noted that the competitors specifically oil each other up before the bout
Hey, why is there grunting sounds coming from bob’s house. Isnt he single? Oh, hes just practicing arm wrestling with jack…
And over-torque their humerus, causing a nasty break.
She knew too much…😨
