That’s it. I am going as a gravity well this year.

I will wear plain clothes and go up to the person in my social circle most likely to ‘get it’.

I will hug them, not let go while I explain the idea in their ear. We have to go everywhere together that evening with the explicit purpose of recruiting others in that mission. There is no leader of a gravity well, except the center of mass. Which means things might get goofy.

If I can’t convince anyone to play, I will take that big tiddy goth girl and her friends up on their offer to play xbox.