Why are we here? Just to suffer?
You’re here to pass the butter.
Yeah, and to pay taxes.
I remember in an old reddit thread, someone asked if they would eat the shit of Jennifer Lawrence if she would allow it. The answer: “I would feed her laxatives and follow her with an ice cream cone.” Just a random memory, don’t need to thank me…
Oh that brings back so many memories.
…and my “homework” folder.I didn’t need to know that. There is simping and then, there is whatever this is.
A friend of mine has a dog that knows the instant a tampon has been placed in the restroom wastebasket. He acts all nonchalant and then dashes in when no one is looking.
When he runs out with it in his mouth his human goes “Oh no! ZB got a popsicle!” And everyone chases him around trying to get it from him before he swallows it (tampons are not good for dog intestines).
Great fun.
It’s a doggy-dog world.
Woof.I would think after the second time there would be not be a third…
He’s a weed grower so he’s always got new people coming over to work, buy or party, so he doesn’t always remember to tell the uterus-havers that this is an issue. I told him to put a sign up, but I guess he feels like this is the better way 🤷♀️
Let him know that you can get bins with lids now…
Makes me wonder if the dog is deficient in some type of nutrient or mineral that’s why it seeks out blood. Similar to how giraffes are observed to lick/nibble on bones for calcium. Or maybe the dog really just likes it for fun.
the fact he doesn’t eat it right away makes me think he learnt this is a way to make ppl play chase
He’s a 17 year old mutt, so I think it’s more that he’s unlocked the secrets to longevity.
Oh what in the fuck
I would 100% eat an eclair filled with fresh pussy cream (or cum. Or both) if offered.
Fuck, mate, I won’t even eat a longjohn if I accidentally get one with custard instead of cream.
The duality of man.
