I’m an arachnophobe when I just walked through her web and don’t know where the fuck she is. From a distance, though, I’m all ‘Wow, what a wonderful creature!’

The spider spinning a web in front of my door is an asshole. The one eating things inside my house is a bro. The one guarding my rose bush is beautiful.

If you’re spider-curious, take a look at Travis McEnery. If you think your an arachnophobe, check him out too; exposure therapy worked for Chill and youtube is a safe distance from the spiders.