Clock & balls
Is yours longer than that? Mine’s longer than that, and I don’t think I’m unusual.
Caged! It’s caged. Got it.
Now just because it’s Locktober…
Of course! Now it makes sense. Good old niche expiations watchmakers honoring locktober.
Meh. They don’t even list the complications.
Does it even do anything besides showing the time and its owner’s poor taste?
It costs…
189 000 eur.
For a glass penis.
That’s completely untrue!
It’s € 189 000 for a saphire crystal penis.
I decided that these guys are absolutely trolling the rich fuckbags that are going to buy this thing. “There’s not much we can do to these guys, but I bet we can get them to pay 189k euros to wear a glass chode on their wrists.” That’s to say nothing about the craftsmanship, which I’m sure is amazing, whatever. I think they were trolling though.
Can it show the time?
Ah, the glans shows the time
They didn’t have to make it so chodey
A complex “aerodynamic” case
Hahaha that’s what I call my dick too.
I think this is the dumbest watch I’ve ever seen.
Whorelogical Machine N°9
Reminiscent of a jet engine…
Yeah, jet engine… I guess I could see that, too?
Twin balance wheels beat independently on each flank of the Machine, while the central body reveals the gearbox of the HM9 engine: a planetary differential that averages the output of both balances to provide one stable reading of the time.
… What?
Wow that’s hideously ugly AND impractical.
But plebes like us can’t afford it, which is all that matters.
I’m over here facepalming about their exaggerrated praise of the 3D gasket. It’s a gasket. Surely not the unprecedented use of such in a watch, as they claim. A fucking gasket.
this ultra high end tier of watchmaking can be really interesting from mechanical and materials perspectives. like that’s probably a pure sapphire case that had insane amounts of time and effort put into it. the kind of thing obscenely wealthy fucks can’t get enough of.
and yet a $15 casio will almost certainly keep better time
