Project Zomboid: Contains subtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. The Sexy Time and Bedroom Zed events have a 1 in 7 chance of featuring two same sex zombies.
The amount of time and effort it takes to find something like that. Weirdly obsessive over LGBTQ stuff.
LMFAO
Life is Strange: only slightly woke
Tomb Raider, Halo Infinite: Woke AF because checks notes female front line combatants. lol
Wow this was incredible. I saved the whole page of my games so I can look back at the absurdity. One of my personal favorites:
Amputees are woke. Who knew?
Practically the only games I’ve played that aren’t woke are Frostpunk - the child slavery simulator. And Overlord, a game where you are literally the villain and command a slave army of gremlins. We live in the satire reality.
Amputees are woke. Who knew?
It’s the accessibility that is considered woke. The tricky part of DEI is that it’s actually DEIA, but that last letter is conveniently never listed when they’re talking about eliminating it. Because they know their conservative voting base is aging, and will increasingly need accessibility features.
Just checked Outer Wilds, which is deemed „slighly woke“ because the race of aliens to which you belong all use they/them pronouns. They do note that the race of aliens you‘re studying all use he/him/she/her pronouns.
Here‘s the thing - your race has evolved from amphibians. Hermaphroditism and spontaneous sex-change is a well-established trait in some species of amphibians. The other race are mammals, where such examples are much rarer.
For it to actually be a „woke“ thing, rather than world-building, you‘d have to have one of the mammals be referred to as „they“. Or, perhaps, one of your race referred to as „he“ or „she“. As it is, it suggests that gender is either non-existent or fluid amongst your species and therefore it makes no sense to use that as an identifier, and gender exists amongst the other species and therefore it does make sense to use that as an identifier.
And, truthfully, we don‘t know, because other than a couple of references to people „flirting“ with each other (in both species) and you being referred to as „hatchling“ rather than being given a name, sex gender, reproduction, etc. doesn‘t come up at all.
FTL isn’t woke? The game where you play as the diverse Federation against human Rebel supremacists to keep them from enslaving alien races?
Slay The Spire dodged the woke allegations? Two of the four playable characters, including the objectively strongest one are women. One of the remaining two is… Well, i want to say non-binary but the character is very much binary lmao.
It’s almost like it’s all made up, stupidly arbitrary nonsense
Iirc the website is a joke
This specific website is a joke but its sourcing its information and the list from a legitimate steam curator group that actually unironically thinks these things.
Yea but the YouTuber who plays it a lot is a jerk. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Who?
Jorbs? I can’t remember it was so long ago. He seemed like a european maga if that makes sense.
Apparently my library is only slightly woke. I need to work harder.
I tried to check my games list and the browser crashed.
Is that a positive response?
Those chucklefuck lunatic reactionaries abuse the word “woke” so much in their blind hatred that it is indeed a cliche.
Surprised they haven’t listed any of the Metal Gear Solid games at all in their database… those are woke as fuck.
Wonderful woke games in my library: cyberpunk (because it encourages body modification hahahahahaha), dark souls 3 (the reversal ring, can’t make this shit up), Gary’s mod (kinda fair actually, I’ve heard alot of homosexual kissing in dark rp. Not that ice ever done that, for sure not, nope.) The binding of Isaac (Its one of the best games of all time what the fuck are these idiots talking about) among us (AMOGUS) halo infinity (features female front line combatants…) war thunder (because a single tank has a skin with anime women on it. Like what, how the fucknis that woke? You idiots don’t even know your own rules.) Hiveswap (gimme my fucking quadrant relationships you ducking weirdos) home front the revolution (features a black female engineer. Like, I couldnt possibly come up with anything more cartoonishly racist if I tried.) And last but not least, runescape (fair, actually, its why I still occasionally come back, gotta grind forever.)
Edit: i was shaking i was so hungry when I wrote this, but I think the misspellings and errors make it funny so its staying.
I love that “Lonely Mountains: Downhill” isn’t woke, even though it gives fine grained control over your characters design, like a “feminine” body with facial hair.
Umm… you mean a Ford F1-50 owner!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
/s
I was infinity% sure this was a joke, and then I went to the discussion forum on a game and… it’s not. I’m done for the day I think.
Halo being woke because the body type for male and female are the same?
They both look different though. Is this accurate?
