What everyone doesn’t realize about Newton thinking up gravity when an apple fell on his head, is that “getting hit by a fruit” was 17th century British slang for rubbing one out.
Also for getting spanked by your rentboy
nonono you post your nut on c/badposting and then receive clarity from the users rating it
Nut video/sound on/staring directly at camera/moaning your username coming to badposting soon
Getting turned on by my thoughts
Call it cumming to conclusionscumming to conclusions is why I’m such a skilled mass debater
I’m too ashamed to talk about it 🫣😶
They say “be mindful, control your breathing, clear your mind” so I try for this kind of clarity of mind and suddenly they say “Stop! Put it away I’m calling the cops! This is a yoga class!”
Well excuuuuse me for following directions!
How, exactly, did you receive this revelation, citizen?
I, uh… I was in bed doing stuff and then I thought of the phrase ‘coming to realise something’ and thought about how it was a pun on this thing people do.
