To all my fellow Americans and non-bidet users, just go ahead and buy a bidet if you don’t already have one. You’ll use less toilet paper,...
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The original was posted on /r/lifeprotips by /u/justice4sum on 2025-09-16 18:10:39+00:00.

To all my fellow Americans and non-bidet users, just go ahead and buy a bidet if you don’t already have one. You’ll use less toilet paper, won’t tear up your orifice, and will leave the throne feeling clean. Pro tip- if your bidet has a self clean option don’t use it while you’re taking a dump unless you want to weaponize your shit (it’s like farting in the shower but on crack). Learned the hard way. #neveragain

  • Emilie Easie@lemmynsfw.com
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    23 days ago

    Since it doesn’t show up for me without accessing reddit:

    To all my fellow Americans and non-bidet users, just go ahead and buy a bidet if you don’t already have one. You’ll use less toilet paper, won’t tear up your orifice, and will leave the throne feeling clean. Pro tip- if your bidet has a self clean option don’t use it while you’re taking a dump unless you want to weaponize your shit (it’s like farting in the shower but on crack). Learned the hard way. #neveragain

    I super agree, just as an aside. It will change your life and they’re like $20 - $30