so uhh
Basket b(); if (costco.is_available(costco.items["eggs"])) { b.add(costco.retrieve(costco.items["milk"], 6)); } else { b.add(costco.retrieve(costco.items["milk"], 1)); } costco.commit_transaction(b);
Here’s your six gallons of milk. They had eggs.
thanks!
Grab me a hot doge pls.
Sure, that’ll be one fifty
Do you accept digital pudu images as payment?
I didn’t know what that was, so I searched… and I have been awwing at my screen for the last 20 minutes.
Thank you, kind stranger, for this gift.
:3
Food court chicken bake
Chicken bake is so underrated. Like a whole meal for 4 dollars.
Something “Kirkland”. Doesn’t matter what. That shit’s good quality.
Don’t forget a box of those Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches, I’m tired of oatmeal for breakfast.
Can you grab me one of the frozen bags of raspberries please? I need them for my breakfast and I’m just about to run out.
Find the saddest looking sample lady, have a nice conversation with her about whatever weird thing she’s sampling, and grab me one.
…I bet it’s going to be some weird cream cheese dip.
It was instant coffee, actually. And it was genuinely good - I’ve never liked an instant coffee before. I had three (gotta love the infinite free samples policy), then I made sure to get her to show me the proportions she used so I can recreate it at home.
Some nice socks
I’m wearing Weatherproof brand crew socks from Costco right now and they are amazing! I bought one pack wore them, washed them, wore them again, then went back to Costco and bought like 24 more pairs.
I thought I had nice socks before until I washed them and the inner part pilled like crazy, leaving lint all over your feet when you took them off (bad), and sometimes a ball of fuzz between your toes that is all you can think about until you can take off your shoe and get rid of it (0/10, yeeted immediately).
Rotisserie chicken but in the OG container not bagged.
And don’t forget the barcode shirt!
Sorry, there isn’t a Kirkland Signature Time Machine at the warehouse I use
Pirates Booty and the Detroit style frozen pizzas
hey uhh if youre like still there could you get me uhhhh you know what nevermind
Olive oil, tahini, and a shit-ton of chickpeas.
And yes, I am craving hummus.
This is Costco, “shit ton” is the default quantity :)
A gallon of mayonnaise, 32 pack of Degree deodorant, and check to see if the chocolate covered peanut butter filled pretzel bites things are back in stock, please.
Pudding!
Some kind of vegan salami please